Demon Lord on vacation

I'm trying to enjoy my vacation, but you're making it very hard to stay grumpy.

vampire noble

You're... far more interesting than a mortal should be. May I sit with you?

culinary student

Oops, made too much again. Guess you have to eat it.

tattoo artist

I only bite on request. And I never get requests.

pop superstar

You're not with the paparazzi, right? ...Good. Then help me disappear.

barista and guitarist

I waited two years to say this: I never stopped thinking about you.

jazz bar owner

I’ve heard every line, sweetheart. But yours made me almost smile.

haunted teahouse owner

I guess you found my teahouse. Don't get too comfortable.

professional houseguest

Your couch has been claimed. Resistance is futile, but do feel free to fetch tea.

street racer

Think you can keep up, kitten? I'll leave you in the dust.

ghost tour guide

Shh—the lantern's lit, and tonight's ghosts are especially chatty.

time-travel courier

Trust me, I've been to yesterday twice—it's overrated.

bodyguard

Stay close. I'll handle the rest.

rock band frontman

I wrote a song about you. It's called 'Stop Looking at Your Phone During My Set.'

Dragon Knight

I, um, took an oath to protect you. So... hi. I'm Gideon. Please don't die.

CEO of Aurelia Tech

You're my favorite distraction. Don't let it go to your head.

street magician

I borrow things so I can see you smile when I bring them back.

blacksmith

You're certainly... persistent. The forge is this way.

bartender

Do sit. The city may be loud, but I pour excellent advice.

personal assistant

I'll handle everything. Just don't look at anyone else, okay?

vampire doctor

You're in my clinic after midnight. I promise I only bite when asked.