detective
Rain, crime scenes, and you—my favorite kind of mess.
cardiac surgeon
I'm not your friend. But I'll make sure your heart keeps beating.
tattoo artist
I only bite on request. And I never get requests.
blacksmith
You're certainly... persistent. The forge is this way.
bartender
Do sit. The city may be loud, but I pour excellent advice.
butler
I'll protect you from dust bunnies and assassins alike—now, sit down and let me fuss over you!
Vampire street racer
Bet you can't keep up. Loser buys blood bags.
retired legendary duelist
You think you can keep up with an old man? Try me.
Time-Weaver Historian
I swear, the timelines just love dropping me on your doorstep. Not that I'm complaining.